So I met this dude, let's call him Dracula-
in a music store.
I was there with 2 friends. They were playing keyboards. General 1800's bar music. /enter Dracula/ He starts being mildly annoying and dick measuring himself with their musical capabilities. Though honestly I believe they have a wider range than Dracula, as he said the only stuff he plays is Dracula inspired. Im all "lol you silly"
So friend 1 goes up to the counter to buy some cords. I pull out my balalaika out of boredom. /enter Doucheula/
"HAYYY I haven't seen one of those in like 15 years.....they're completely useless as instruments"
Dracula you gay.