Not God.
Because, if Chad fucks this up, me and 3 friends will have to pay a good bit of money.
Chad is the sales representative for an online arcade machine parts retailer. My friends and I are going to build an arcade machine, and needed to order some stuff for the control panel from them, so we did. $77.25 with shipping, and when it gets to where I live, the toll will be +25% and then another +25%, making the order expensive enough as it is. Paypal however, decided that the shipping address I want (outside of the U.S.) was not acceptable. So we call the retailer. Chad picks up.
"This is Chad"
"Hey Chad, superameba's dad here blablabla" (I dont have a credit card/paypal dealio)
"SO CHAD, can you change the shipping info so that we can get that stuff over here?!"
"Of course, just do this: (explains in great detail a series of about 2 emails that need to be sent, lolz)" says Chad.
And we sent those emailz.
So now the fate of my joystick, 4 pushbuttons, and a Cthulu circuit board rest in the hands of Chad. Otherwise this stuff is gonna wind up at my friend's house in California and he's going to be confused and we'll wind up paying double shipping for that stuff.
CHAD, I have faith in you.